TINY TIM (3 K)
Tiptoe Through
the Tulips with Me


2001 (5 K)
It's Full of Stars


APEMAN (6 K)
Bababooey?


ATOM BRAIN (4 K)
Atom Brain Guy


PAM GRIER (2 K)
Sheba, Baby!


BARBARA NICHOLS (2 K)
50's Babe Barb Nichols


BO DEREK (2 K)
"10" Hottie Bo Derek


SYBIL DANNING (2 K)
Sybil Danning


ODD JOB (3 K)
Why Does My Hat
Weigh 35 Pounds?

< BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE (4 K)
Chick in a Lasagna Pan


BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (2 K)
Frankenstein's Squeeze


CANTINFLAS (2 K)
Pepe, Latin Funboy


CLINT (4 K)
Clint (Man w/ No Name)


LOU COSTELLO (2 K)
Hey, Abbott!


MICHELLE YEOH (2 K)
Crouching Tiger ... Michelle Yeoh


REBEL AND GIRL (2 K)
Crouching Tiger ... Rebel & Babe


DANE CLARK (2 K)
Gangster Dane Clark


CURLY JOE DORITA (5 K)
The Other,
Unfunnier Curly


ELVIS AS TANKER (2 K)
Elvis the Tanker


ERNIE KOVACS (2 K)
TV Whacko
Ernie Kovacs


BOB HOPE (4 K)
Ole Ski Nose


JAYNE MANSFIELD (2 K)
Sweater Girl
Jayne Mansfield


THE THING (2 K)
Grrrrrrrrr ...


JOI LANSING (2 K)
Busty Blonde
Joi Lansing


LARRY FINE (4 K)
I'm Warnin' You ...


JERRY LEWIS (2 K)
LAAADDDDDYYYYY!


LOIS (2 K)
The Best
Lois Lane


THOMAS CROWN STEVE (2 K)
Thomas Crown


MEXICAN WRESTLER (5 K)
La Lucha Libre!


MOE (5 K)
Spread Out!


MOLEMEN (2 K)
Get Yer Molemen Here!
Yer Red Hot Molemen!


NERVOUS DUDE (3 K)
I Want My Mama


REGGIE DUNLOP (5 K)
Ole Time Hockey


RHETT BUTLER (2 K)
I Just Don't Give A Damn


RODAN (2 K)
I'm Nestin' Here!!!!


SABU (5 K)
Sabu, The Thief of Baghdad


ED SULLIVAN (2 K)
We've Got A Realllllly
Biggggggg Shoe


WILD EAGLE (2 K)
Chief of the Hawkowee


BOGIE (5 K)
Bogie's Eyes


BRIGITTE (2 K)
Those Eyes


BRIGITTE (2 K)
Those Lips


BRIGITTE (2 K)
Those Elbows


ZIRA (6 K)
Miss Ape City '68


BRIGITTE (2 K)
Those Lips (I Like Lips)


SALOME (2 K)
Yum ... Rita Hayworth


GEORGE SANDERS (3 K)
I'm Bored


MERV GRIFFIN (2 K)
Where's Denny Terrio?


SATCH (2 K)
Satchela!


BRIGITTE (2 K)
And God Created Woman


SAUCERMEN (3 K)
Mars Needs Women


JAMES DEAN (6 K)
Mumble, Mumble, Mumble


GROUCHO MARX (6 K)
Whatever It Is,
I'm Against It!


HARPO MARX (5 K)
Honk, Honk!


CHICO MARX (5 K)
Whatsamatta U?


NORM MacDONALD (2 K)
Where's My Loyal Army
of Crack Whores?


WASP WOMAN (7 K)
Bzzzzzzzzzzz ...


BLAZE STARR (2 K)
Take It Off!


HOWARD STERN (2 K)
Now Listen to Me


NOTCH (2 K)
Hey, Teens


MAMIE (6 K)
Platinum Sex Kitten
Mamie Van Doren


BACALL (5 K)
Mmmmmmm ...


MATT HELM (6 K)
Now, Where Did I Leave
My Drink and Bikini Girl?


ANITA EKBERG (5 K)
Swedish Meatball


TOR JOHNSON (2 K)
Aw, Ya Bige Dumbe Swede, Ya


TOTIE FIELDS (2 K)
Our Fave One-Legged
Comedienne


MARTY ALLEN (2 K)
Hello Dere


BATMAN AND ROBIN (7 K)
Caped Crusaders


THE GRADUATE (5 K)
Mrs. Robinson, You're
Trying to Seduce Me


SENTA BERGER (5 K)
Austrian Pastry


McQUEEN (6 K)
Steve in Le Mans


AGARN (2 K)
The Storchmeister


LONE RANGER (6 K)
Hi Ho Silver!


DR. STRANGELOVE (5 K)
Mein Führer!


PHANTOM (6 K)
Tthis Plathe is Possesthed


CHESTY MORGAN (3 K)
Hubba, Hubba


JOEY RAMONE (2 K)
Gabba, Gabba Hey


BARBARELLA (6 K)
Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbarella


BLACULA (5 K)
I've Come to Suck Yo Blud


SAMMY DAVIS, JR. (5 K)
I Got My Eye on You, Man


SHEMP (2 K)
Peep, Peep, Peep


UNCLE JOE (3 K)
He's a-Movin' Kinda Slow


NANCY SINATRA (2 K)
Ready, Boots!


TED LANGE (2 K)
Isaac, At Your Service!


JACK WEBB (2 K)
There's Not Enough Space Here
for One of My Lectures


NIKITA KRUSHCHEV (2 K)
We Will Bury You!


JOHNNY KNOXVILLE (6 K)
Owww, My Balls!